Lord of the Flings: Return of the King
He’s back, ladies!
“Rated best on Craigslist.” Because that’s better than a Zagat rating…
So when you see a post that has a picture, you’re more likely to open it up. Well these motherfuckers just put random shit so people will open their post.
This guy wanted a handjob. Sigh…
I…I don’t know what this guy wanted. Probably a time machine to the 1990s.
He wanted to eat out her sweet cookie. Cookielingus.
“Ready to taste the Sauce?”
….No. No, I’m not. I’ll never be ready.